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Jasmine Day 

If you have a jasmine day, you are the luckiest person alive. having a jasmine day in your life is an extremely important thing, as a jasmine day will make you feel, happy, safe, and cared for. a jasmine day will comfort you in any time of need, even if the jasmine day is sad, she will always put your happiness first, and if she cannot do that, she will try her hardest until you feel the slightest bit of comfort. jasmine day is considered a literal godess as people stare at her in literal awe, people oftenly get jealous of the jasmine or you, if you have her as a friend, or lover. if she is considered a lover, she will love you to infinity and back. she will never get bored of you, and she will care for you until there is nothing to care about anymore. the jasmine is beautiful, looks better than a supermodel, and the better thing is she dosent wear makeup, so she dosent need to think she is ugly without her makeup on, because there is none. jasmine day is respectfully the most amazing, funny, awesome, adorable and protective, is there someone bothering you? Jasmine will be on it in no time. everyone loves a jasmine with them. she is absolutely amazing.
Jasmine Day is so supportive, i want to be with her forever!
Jasmine Day by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022
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national compliment jasmine’s hands day 

on december 26, it’s national compliment jasmine’s hands day.
jasmine, you have really nice hands:)
happy national compliment jasmine’s hands day

Roasting jasmin day 

The 29th of april is roasting jasmin day
Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day
Roasting jasmin day by Oh my mu April 29, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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