Jarred

Just
A
Really
Really
Epic
Dude

"Check out my new shoes, I'm shinin' like Jarred in this bitch."

"You suck, why aren't you more like Jarred?"

by JarredJhahaha April 27, 2010

jar

A "jar" of 100 Ecstacy pills

My man just got a jar in last week. He's gotta get rid of all that X quick.

by Joe August 29, 2004

Jarred

A name, Usually for a male. Jarreds tend to be smart, witty, funny and sarcastic. They are fun to be around. Make great best freinds.

"Jarred scored 100% on his algebra test"

by lilfirefighter22 December 28, 2010

Jars

Another name for pints of Lager or Beer

- You fancy a couple of Jars the night?
- You rate the Jars!

by jameshunttheshunt January 28, 2009

Jar

Used mainly in the London area, meaning annoying

"That girl is such a jar"

by Strawberry Jam January 1, 2006

jar

Pint of the good stuff

"Let's go down the pub and get a few jars in."

by Ninja Steve April 30, 2004

Jarred

a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.

also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him

typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work

girl 1: did u talk to that jarred today?

girl 2: i sent him a text but that jarred never responded!

by roselaura January 15, 2010