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Japanese Star

when with a female partner, the man must be very sly if he wants to correctly perform the japanese star. before having sex, put a bottle of Sriracha hot chili sauce next to the bed. then, while getting intimate with your girl, secretly cover your hand in the sauce. make sure she doesn't see this. then, in one swift motion, shove your fist into the girls vagina and spread your fingers out. this will create a spicy, burning, probably painful sensation for the girl.
Jamie: " Dude, how was your night with Kayla?"
Nick: " eh, i japanese star'd her"
Jamie: " oh god. how'd it end?"
Nick: " shes dead"
by Bhachu August 22, 2011
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Japanese Star

n. this is a skill for men only. it is a painful maneuver yet easy to learn and a good way to "spice" ones love life up-literally. during an intimate time with ones partner, have a bottle of hot sauce next to you ready to use but make sure the partner does not see it. in the middle, make up an excuse to stop momentarily. without your partner seeing, smother your hand in the hot sauce. then in one swift motion, ram your fist up the vagina and spread your fingers out. this will duplicate a sharp, stinging sensation much like that of getting hit with a Japanese throwing star.
Jamie: Dude, how was your night with Monica?

Nick: Well, I took your advice and tried the Japanese Star.

Jamie: Oh nice dude. How'd it go?

Nick: I used dynamite spicy sushi sauce. There was blood everywhere...
by Meekah Sloat October 6, 2011
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Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend June 16, 2011
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Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend December 11, 2011
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