January1st 

Jesse: Easton you know what today is?
Easton: what

Jesse: National suck a sick day 👀
Easton: no

January1st

You have to give head or get kicked in the cooch/ balls

January1st by Cummaster762827 March 21, 2021

January 1st 

Birthday of the most creative person ever. They are the type of people that will get used to anything and is the nice to everyone no matter what. They maintain a surface level positive attitude even in the worst situations. Go give this person a hug, they'll need it cause they hate their birthday even though it's sounds like the best since it's on January 1st.

Person: January 1st is the best day ever to have a birthday!!!
Birthday Boy/Girl: Wrong...

January 1st by HydroPath October 20, 2019

January 1st 

The baddest bitches were born on this day

Hey when is your birthday

January 1st

Damn your a lucky mother fucker

January 1st by Stranger things ❤️🌻 July 10, 2020

January 1st 

noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).

Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.

I hereby declare January 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!

January 1st by ae123456 January 1, 2010

January 1st 

National Toe Sucking day

It’s January 1st bois, it’s toe time.

January 1st by nmklopvbhjuixcfgtyzsderaqw October 22, 2019

January 1st 

Eat peppa pig toys day (OFFICIAL)
TIK tok famous pig that we need to put on the hop for 10 minutes

PEPPA get in the oven boiii on january 1st

January 1st by OliiiDeee October 22, 2019

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

January 1st, 2021 by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020