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January 2020 

One of the most absolute shittiest time periods in recent history.
Greg: “Damn... who woulda thought that 2018 was better than January 2020 as a whole”
January 2020 by Xbox is not gay February 2, 2020

January 30,2020

A day we all MUST tell our crushes we like them
Hey crush I like you and it’s January 30,2020
January 30,2020 by BellAthorns January 28, 2020

January 28th 2020 

they call me baka ?
January 28th 2020 by pooepot December 23, 2020

January 1st, 2020 

Yes, I know, it is New Years, but also Push Someone that has a name starting with a F Into a Freezing Pool. :)
You: Let’s go outside and see fireworks.
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING

You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..

Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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