JANSU 

Jansu is a very motivated human that does cool and funny things. She’s super friendly, and is willing to start a conversation to literally anyone. Oh, and she has the best smile.

Him: have you seen jansus story?
Her: LMAO yeah, I wish we all had such great mornings like her...

Him: and a great car too!

JANSU by Cabbage jesus May 11, 2019

JANSU 

Joint Army-Navy Screw Up

1. Generally used when the army and navy royally mess up.

2. Also used in first person shooters when you're on the losing team because your team mates aren't playing the game correctly.

1. Dave: Remember when the army and navy tried to invade the moon?

Bill: Yeah, man. They should have used space suits...

2. Jim: Great, I'm gonna level down after this because my teammates won't help me get the flag. What a JANSU

JANSU by JackOSX February 22, 2010

Jansu 

Jansu is a very motivated human that does cool and funny things.

Him: have you seen jansus story?
Her: LMAO yeah, I wish we all had such great mornings like her

Jansu by Cabbage jesus May 11, 2019

Jankularity 

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.

I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.

Jankularity by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021

JANEURYSM 

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.

After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.

JANEURYSM by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.

"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"

Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

jancuk 

Fuck off/you in Indonesian

Batman: Udah kau nonton film terbaru ku?
Robin: Jancuk lo! baru bikin film baru ga ngajak-ngajak

jancuk by Betman September 3, 2016