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Joint Army-Navy Screw Up

1. Generally used when the army and navy royally mess up.

2. Also used in first person shooters when you're on the losing team because your team mates aren't playing the game correctly.
1. Dave: Remember when the army and navy tried to invade the moon?

Bill: Yeah, man. They should have used space suits...

2. Jim: Great, I'm gonna level down after this because my teammates won't help me get the flag. What a JANSU
JANSU by JackOSX February 22, 2010
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JANSU • Jansult • Jansuyer • Jangus • Jaisukh • jansen • janson • Jansel • JANEURYSM • janfu
Jansu is a very motivated human that does cool and funny things.
Him: have you seen jansus story?
Her: LMAO yeah, I wish we all had such great mornings like her
Jansu by Cabbage jesus May 11, 2019

Jankularity 

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.
I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.
Jankularity by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021

JANEURYSM 

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.
After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.
JANEURYSM by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.
"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"
Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010
Batman: Udah kau nonton film terbaru ku?
Robin: Jancuk lo! baru bikin film baru ga ngajak-ngajak
jancuk by Betman September 3, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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