The real name for anyone called jade.
Janet is a dosser
by Appz8471 October 8, 2021
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Sweetish security guard, cute, loves spadukels, and vactimating apartments for money. Has no neck but makes up for it a nice... Personality.
"Wow look at that total Janet over there!"
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."
by Daddy Wonka July 25, 2018
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Janet is a hoe who lets anyone in her backdoor. Janet is a dirty bitch. She is sometimes known as a dickwagon. She ain’t pretty but she gets the job done. She may not be your first choice but you’ll never complain once you’re inside her. Janet is a whore.
Janet knows just how you like it.
Janet is such a hoe!
by BShift Bitches June 8, 2019
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Janet is a being from the afterlife. Call their name and they will appear next to you and will do anything you require
"Nah I can't spell hydrocarbon.. Janet! How do you spell hydrocarbon?"

"Hydrocarbon is spell H y d r o c a r b o n "

"Thanks bro!"
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Janet from The Good Place, she'll give you anything you want!
Person 1: Janet, Can I have a coke?
(Janet gives him a coke.)
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