Janaing 

The act of making up a total lie, or assuming things based on something completely unrelated

Person 1: I went to a party last night
Person 2 (to person 3): PERSON 1 HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT
Person 3: Stop janaing

Janaing by The Migz March 4, 2015

Janaing 

Being in a state of perpetual lateness in a all occasions (including one's own birth/death, wedding and every dinner/date/drinks/anything at all - EVER), despite exerting all available energy and having true and honest intention of meeting the predetermined time. Similar to "Fashionably Late" in that both describe an inability of promptness. The difference is that being "Fashionably Late" infers the occasion has previously begun, however, "Janaing" infers that the occasion can now begin and you were lucky said individual came to your lame party in the first place.

"Hey, did you guys see that guy here earlier with the non-ironic mustache and American Flag print Zubaz pants on? Dude, snorted a line of tequilla off the toilet seat. He died immediately after, it was insane"

"Nah, man, we were Janaing. Nothing good happened before we showed up. That dude's death was absolutely in vain and no one will remember he ever existed. Where's the keg?"

Janaing by You don't know how to baaaaaa October 13, 2013

Janning out 

Accepted as a colloquial for the first person to fall asleep or leave at a social event

Synonyms: Bitch out, punk out, geek out, pass out.

Did you see that guy Janning out at 10:30 last night?

John- "Hey man, where's Bill? He invited me over here fifteen minutes ago..."
Bob - "Oh, he's Janning out in the tub."

Janning out by Basil of Baker Street May 16, 2011

Janking 

The Southern (GA) word meaning insult or just talkin about somebody.

Yo lame ass wanna fight when I jank on you.

Janking by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

Janking 

an activity involving the degrading things or people

Janking people's mamas is not a good idea.

Janking by Netti Byrd January 25, 2003

Janking 

The same as roasting or ripping on someone.

Red and Jay started janking on Ellie for wearing tacky bell bottom pants with a fly collar shirt.

Janking by Mackendeez May 21, 2017

Jancing 

Jamming and dancing through life

I'm just jancing through life

Jancing by bumble_bii September 6, 2019

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026