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To the idiot with the the definition about only 9 00's, your an idiot. It goes beyond 009, it's not that hard to add 00 to 11 which was in a novel along with 0013. And for God's sake, it's Walther not WALTER.
M replaced James Bond's Beretta with a Walther PPK.
by Pete Emmerich February 28, 2005
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A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.
Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!
by J-Dizz November 25, 2005
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A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.
I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.

James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
by Urban_Fellow May 24, 2007
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A term to describe douchebags in the United States who can't keep their car on the right side of the road.
Hey, James Bond, get off the fucking road!
by Righty007 November 06, 2007
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To "James Bond" someone, or give them the "Bond Treatment" is when you have a one night stand, and surreptitiously exit the dorm room/hotel room/bedroom before they wake up, leaving them to arise later on, alone and befuddled. Extra points if you're wearing a tux at the time.
"Oh man. Kevin got home at like 7am. He totally pulled a James Bond on that girl!"
by Binny82 February 15, 2008
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(jaims bond)
Noun
-A complete and total badass.

Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND

eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
by ADScomics April 17, 2014
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Fictitious Agent 007 of the British Secret Service, lover of martinis that are shaken and not stirred, bedder and ditcher of fine women, speaker of shitty puns, licensed to kill. One of the world's most celebrated sociopaths.

Originally the main character in Ian Fleming's series; now a well-known decades-spanning series of movies, starring actors such as Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig as 007.

See also "His Name Is James Bond", a hilarious viral video about what a douche he is.
Guy #1: "Hey, have you seen the new James Bond film?"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, Austin Powers does it better."
by Silver415 April 21, 2013
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