by joeyinempirestate March 17, 2009
The male member, whilst covered in the fecal matter of a partner bening then orally engaged by the second party.
by The Oxford Dictionare June 7, 2005
An awesome dude from South Oz, who is obviously not, and should never be compared to, the dead singer.
Man; What is your name?
James Brown; James Brown
Man; Do you feel good? (sarcastically)
James Brown; *Bends down, pretending to pick something up, and grabs a concealed knife from his sock. He then proceeds to drive the knife into the mans neck while screaming "WHAT DO YOU THINK, BITCH"*
James Brown; James Brown
Man; Do you feel good? (sarcastically)
James Brown; *Bends down, pretending to pick something up, and grabs a concealed knife from his sock. He then proceeds to drive the knife into the mans neck while screaming "WHAT DO YOU THINK, BITCH"*
by jimbop; rockin it oldskool September 7, 2008
The action of taking a shit. Usually used where discretion is neccessary, such as public places. Sometimes shortened to "James" to increase discretion.
"She said she was going to go make a phone call, but I think James Brown is coming over."
"I need to get home, James is coming over!"
"I need to get home, James is coming over!"
by SynMon August 31, 2006
The action of taking a shit. Usually used where discretion is neccessary, such as public places. Sometimes shortened to "James" to increase discretion.
"She said she was going to go make a phone call, but I think James Brown is coming over." or "I need to get home, James is coming over!"
by SynMon August 30, 2006
The act of defecation.
Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.
person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.
person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!
person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.
person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!
person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.
person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!
person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.
person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!
person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 5, 2010
To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."
by JBazz November 23, 2007