Jam donut

Jizing around someone's face in a near perfect circle, followed by a swift punch to the nose causing it to bleed. "Jam donut"

I gave her the best jam donut

Jam donut by Tingles July 24, 2016

jam donut

Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.

She goes nuts for my jam donuts!

I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.

jam donut by Sweaty old man October 15, 2006

jam donut

Words used to describe neocons, capitalists or right-wingers. Usually used by culture jammers and partially passive jammers.

That fox news is a real jam donut.
Jam donuts have taken over the government.
If we don’t through out these jam donuts it’s going to stink around here.

jam donut by Dr Inkerman September 16, 2008

Jam Donut

When you are having sex with a girl and there is blood on her vagina.

I did a Jam Donut on Mina

Please Jam Donut me, sheldon

I love to jam Donut people

I licked her Jam Donut

Jam Donut by Dog Meat 959 January 14, 2015

Jam Donut

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole

My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole

Jam Donut by gloryhole December 4, 2021

jam donut week

Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.

"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."

"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."

jam donut week by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008

squashed jam donut 

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

squashed jam donut by Jim Winston November 10, 2011