Jam Beard

The master of all pies
a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.

A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.

Ryan: Ahh youve eaten 100 pies, You are the real Jam Beard.

by JosephRyan May 16, 2009

jam beard

king of the pies

ahhh jam beard

by Ryan Joesph May 15, 2009

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009