Jake O

Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a

m a s s i v e c o c k .

once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.

Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!

by BiTæ April 19, 2021

Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.

"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Jake O'Hara

The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.

Jake O'Hara is my boy bestie and soooo hot.

by MouseGamr April 7, 2020

A Union Jake-Off

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum

We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head

by Greenggg October 22, 2008

Jake Odell

Possibly the greatest treasure hunter EVER. Often accompanied by either big foot, a unicorn or Tom Dooley. Very good at all aspects of life except coloring books. The treausre he has trouble finding however iss Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Mary Jane: Have you ever heard of Jake Odell?
Lucy: No who is he?
Mary Jane: Some kind of a cross between a god and an albino pigmy spider.
Lucy: Me so horny

by Whitelightningdooley January 25, 2009

Jake off

When someone live streams themselves on Instagram or any other media, having a fat ass wank!

"I felt bored and horny, so I opened Instagram and started to have a Jake off"

by Brian Rockin' Johnson October 12, 2020

Jake of Enhypen

Jake (제이크) is a member of the boy group ENHYPEN. Jake is known for his Australian accent that ENGENE can't stop listening to. There are literally so many reasons to love him <3

Jake is like a puppy

I love Jake :)

"Hey, do you know Jake?"
"who ?"
"Jake of Enhypen <3"

by poo poo head #3 February 21, 2022