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Is the most beautiful person I have ever meet inside and out side . She is hands down the sexiest, kindest, loving , nurturing and caring woman and I’m the luckiest man alive to be able to call myself her boyfriend. As far as being a mother is concerned she is the best I’ve ever seen . She cares for her two boys like no other mother I’ve ever seen always butting there needs in front of her own and never hesitates to drop everything and run to there every need if she was the mother of my children I would be the proudest father around . Everyone who’s life is touched by Jade is left better off for it her smile and presence and light up a room . She is smart(really smart ) with an amazing sense of humour, her positivity is contagious and her beauty mesmerising with eyes like an angle that could melt you two your knees.

She is am tough resilient woman that no matter what life though say her she manages to overcome for the love of her children . I love this woman with all of me and I’m lucky to be able to share this life with such a woman .
Jade w is gods best work
by Peter H November 23, 2021
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Jade West

The bitch that turned every 10 year old girl bisexual
U know jade west from victorious
oh you mean the girl that all made us bi from 2010-2013
by nickjonasisbae January 1, 2020
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jade west

I thought I was straight As a kid till I saw jade west
by Sweater weather October 25, 2019
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jade west

the bitch in victorious that likes wayyy more than the MOVIE “the scissoring”
tori vega: you really like the scissoring huh
jade west: you know i like i lot more things that involves {scissoring} ;)
by daddy andre November 24, 2019
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Jade West

Jade west is the best character in the Nick show Victorious. She also turned me Bi :)
Jade west is hawt B)
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jade west

she’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment.
by geh.sewer.rat_ June 4, 2021
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Jade-Waffle

Jade-Waffle is when you suffer from being a Jade. She's a gorilla tampon, very ugly. She likes to flirt with people, and Jade's are addicted to abortions. That's the main part of having Jade-Waffle. Jade's like to gain weight, they can't stop eating. They're mainly fat, some Jade's are really pretty and skinny, if you suffer from Jade-Waffle you're NOT sexy, or skinny. Jade's like to fuck. They use the term 'cunt' a lot, because they like theirs to be licked on. Most of the time, they make confetti by queefing. They spread their legs apart, stick some stars, construction paper, and glitter up there. They suck it up, then queef it out. They like the feeling. Sometimes Jade's like to have hot sauce poured all over them, especially on their bugars, so they can make mating calls with ugly people and tigers, then fertilize macaroni. If you DO suffer from Jade-Waffle, these all imply to you. Also, half the time Jade's that have Jade-Waffle play with roasted duck legs, fuck everything they see, make out with trees, lick the testicles of cows, and squeeze out mayonnaise. If they ever TOUCH sea salt, the tip of their nipples will inflate.
Woah, it's Jade!
Yeah, she has Jade-Waffle.
by Lalalallalalalwhore. October 22, 2010
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