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Jacob jr 

Jacob jr is the best person ever he is perfect and means everything to HIS WIFE AND HE IS JAYDINE’S HUBBY SO NO TOUCHIEST TOUCHIEST or else :))) Jacob jr also deserves everything because he caring , LOVES HIS WIFE NO ONE ELSE, is property of jaydine Riley Cruz sardoma so Jacob jr is hers :))) he is jaydine Riley Cruz sardoma’s everything and she loves him MORE 🥺🥰❤️😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️🤧❤️❤️ and Jacob jr is also the most adorable handsome cutest caring my one n only everything there’s no words because he is PERFECT PERIOT 🥺🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍❤️😘😘❤️ and no hit ups because he has a wife that will kill u without hesitation ;) 😘
Jacob jr is jaydine Riley Cruz sardoma’s hubby PERIOT
Jacob jr by jacobs girlfriend October 8, 2020
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Jacob Jr 

That’s a real Jacob Jr response
Jacob Jr by Plastickat October 8, 2025
A term to describe someone who has dumb luck.
Me - "Wow I invested in $PROG yesterday morning- now I'm up 30%. 50% on Rivian too! I could burn this money versus buying fuel this winter!"
Friend - "You're a real Jracob."

Me - "Did you hear about my crypto gains? Yeah I'm a total Jracob"
Jracob by Mining King November 16, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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