Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test

Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life

jacob robertson by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020

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Jacob Ridley

Jacob ridley is a sneaky man that lingers in the shadow of the gay clubs. He has an exteremly deep throat and can take on any cock in the world. He is also played a very important role in the political party UKIP and worked to eradicate the Asians from the UK.

ah its jacob ridley the racist cockgobbler

Jacob Ridley by yikerssss June 8, 2023

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Jacob Rice

Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.

Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"

Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D

Jacob Rice by HiThereJayKey April 14, 2009

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