Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.
Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented
Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
by alex June 25, 2003
by Fokkop October 28, 2021
An extremely funny, caring, amazing guy who loves to party and knows how to have fun. Someone who can be an ass just enough to be cute but CAN piss someone off very easily. Very sarcastic.
by Samantha_Baby August 23, 2008
Except he didn't produce This is This, Sportin' Life, Domino Theory, OR Procession, because they were the four albums made after he died.
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
Is a terrible, yet very famous bass player, known mainly for playing with the band Weather Report in the 70's and 80's.
A typical bass solo for Jaco would be him hitting random notes on his bass guitar, rarely in the same key. He would slap his fingers all around the fretboard, not knowing what he was doing, because he was constantly strung out on heroin, crack-cocaine and other illicit substances. All-in-all, Jaco's solos were a Charlie Foxtrot
These mockeries that Jaco called solos, would make any real musician extremely angry, yet the average un-educated Jaco fan would listen to his terrible solos and think he is ... "experimental" and actually knows how to play bass, when in truth, he did not.
Jaco died in 1987 probably because he took too many drugs, because he was retarded. He deserved it. He was a stain on the musical community and all real musicians are happy he's gone.
A typical bass solo for Jaco would be him hitting random notes on his bass guitar, rarely in the same key. He would slap his fingers all around the fretboard, not knowing what he was doing, because he was constantly strung out on heroin, crack-cocaine and other illicit substances. All-in-all, Jaco's solos were a Charlie Foxtrot
These mockeries that Jaco called solos, would make any real musician extremely angry, yet the average un-educated Jaco fan would listen to his terrible solos and think he is ... "experimental" and actually knows how to play bass, when in truth, he did not.
Jaco died in 1987 probably because he took too many drugs, because he was retarded. He deserved it. He was a stain on the musical community and all real musicians are happy he's gone.
Hi, I'm Jaco Pastorius, I'm gonna slap some random noises on my bass and get paid ridiculously well for it.
by Real Bass Player February 3, 2010
When you swear that a word exists but when you type it into Scrabble it doesn't WORK AND YOU LOSE THE GAME.
Sebastian: Huh, I bet Jaco would work in Scrabble. *Sebastian types it in. *Doesn't work. *Eternal pain. *Jaco proceeds
by TherealSebastian January 21, 2023