fretboard 

The long area of the guitar under the strings where the player applies pressure with his or her non-strumming in order to produce different notes; the long, flat area on the front of a guitar neck

Wow, that guitar player is fast! His fingers were really flying up and down the fretboard.

fretboard by Bill M. July 27, 2004

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome 

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Ivory Fretboard 

You go anal on your parter while air guitaring the solo to Stairway to Heaven on your penis.

I hooked up with Jessica last night, we put on a Led Zeppelin CD and I totally Ivory Fretboarded her.

Ivory Fretboard by good god I'm good May 4, 2009

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Fireboard those Motherjammers 

the wrong answer when someone asks you: "what should you do if you see a terrie getting froggy"
the correct answer is: draxx them sklounst

bro what do you do when you see a terrie getting froggy?
you should fireboard those motherjammers
NO, you need to draxx them sklounst

Fireboard those Motherjammers by Gules Vernon March 11, 2019

Freebording 

Snowboarding on the pavement. A Skateboard that slides like a snowboard on the pavement.

Supa Mang's freebording skills make's his stylish slides on his freebord look sick. Granny replyed it looks like he is snowboarding.

visit www.freebord.com

Freebording by Supa Mang May 5, 2006

fretard 

freaking retard

quit being a fretard

fretard by julian pearl October 31, 2011