Jackson Pollock

When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock

I'm going for a Jackson Pollock

by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017

Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

by greddm August 13, 2011

Jackson Pollock

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.

He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.

by bjmike February 10, 2010

Jackson Pollock

1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter

2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.

She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!

by IDZ December 28, 2005

Jackson Pollock

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period and the quivering of your dick splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a Jackson Pollack painting.

Wow! It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Jackson Pollock

The splatter shaped residue in underwear after a wet fart

Jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty Jackson Pollock in his pants

by Ass Picture November 27, 2010

Jackson Pollock

To vomit. Named after the expressionist painter whose works look rather like multi-coloured spew. Used in Red Dwarf by Kryten.

I think I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on - Kryten, Red Dwarf.

by steve2977 November 17, 2006