Jacketcase

Some who belongs in a straight-jacket because they're either too hyper or insane to set still.

"Don't bring you kid back to this daycare anymore, he's a fucking jacketcase!"

"Dude, no offence, but your mom is a total jacketcase."

by 5h33pIN2goats September 28, 2011

jacketass

when an individual attempts to conceal their obesity by tying a jacket, sweatshirt or sweater around their hips, leaving the rest of the garment hanging down behind them, covering their buttocks.

"That heffer needs a bigger coat to cover her huge jacketass," said Spank Dangler from The Larrys!

by Spanky D November 23, 2010