a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

half jacked-off by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

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stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

stirred not jacked off by Sambista March 25, 2009

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