jacked in

Plugged in to the internet, especially involving mic/earphone capability over virtual reality and video games.

"The only reality is virtual. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive." -Fritz from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

by Windy Chrome July 5, 2011

Wet Jacket in a Condom Cave

When a man is going down on a woman and sucks out a condom from the last guy she was with.

"Dude I couldn't believe it, that bitch had a wet jacket in a condom cave and I found it!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

fuck you in the jacket

Is used to express an amagamation of emotion. Included among these are love, confusion, and hateful passion.

Hey motherfucker, I'm going to fuck you in the jacket?

by Alex Hernandez December 3, 2007

frog in a unicorn ski jacket

An uncoftorble sex position involving toads

"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "

by "iron" man September 6, 2016

Bob Saget in a leather jacket

Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.

Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?

Bro: What are you talking about?

Best Bro: Nope, I did that.

Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!

by Ifknizzle October 25, 2011

JackedInsanity

Some Mexican that thinks he's cool cause he can hop a 500 meter wall in .1 seconds while stealing your tacos. Likely to be deported soon.

Call border patrol. We have a JackedInsanity problem.

by JackedInsanity February 26, 2017