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jack ass of all trades 

a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.
Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.

Jack of All Asses

A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."

Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
Jack of All Asses by Guregori February 24, 2020

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.
one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything
That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses
Jack of All Asses by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026