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Jack Nolan 

Jack Nolan makes all the pussy wet (including Darwa's). Jack is the best guy you will ever meet and you are lucky if he accepts you as a friend.
Kiana: Hey Rider! Have you seen Jack Nolan lately?
Rider: Idk where he is, he might be out having sex with our mothers.
Kiana: Awwwwwwwww

Jack Nolan 

Jack Nolan by Jack69069 September 14, 2017

jack nolan 

Jack Nolan tunes a lot of girls so he is a fuck boy
jack nolan by lollipops3452 May 16, 2016

Jack Nolan Tuesday 

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

Nolan of the Jack 

The biggest insult ever. Used to describe someone who's utter wankerness and prickishness cannot possibly be put into words, therefore they are a Nolan of the Jack.
Jack Nolan's such a Nolan of the Jack.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026