Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.
by AdamH April 13, 2005
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to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- shoot the shit poop around dick around
I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it
by Anonymous October 29, 2002
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to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.
It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.
by GuidoPosse69 February 05, 2005
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Someone who does not focus at the task at hand and instead messes around. Also can refer to someone who enjoys masturbation.
Today in study hall Johnny was a complete jack-off.
by TheRockstar June 15, 2007
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A spin off of the Jackass Mtv show.
(aka a jackass spinoff is a jack off)
The Bam show is a Jack off.
by kinogottx July 09, 2004
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a way to increase your risk of prostate cancer, yet addicting
i had a bad day, so i went home to jackoff
by chriso6 January 29, 2009
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