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jaba the cunt

A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.

Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
jaba the cunt by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016

Jaba the Slut 

a fat girl in the club who will aggressively try to hook up with guys, and block them from hooking up with her cute friends when she gets rejected - a very jealous, dangerous creature that should be respected and never handled
I am not winging Jaba the Slut tonight so you can hook up with her big boobed blonde friend!
Jaba the Slut by j-spot May 13, 2005
It is a famous Kenyan slang(sheng) used to refer to khat.This is a drug that is consumed by chewing n storing the chewed leaves on one side of the mouth for they are not to be swalloed.The storage on one side is referred to as Taxin.Being in that state is known as Aluta
Twende West tuingie Jaba(Lets go to West and take khat)
Jamo amekula jaba pako taxin inakaa bag(jamo has taken khat until his mouth is full it looks like a bag)
Jaba by Reping sheng August 25, 2019

Jaba-Ja-Abadad 

The Crocodile Who Walks Like A Man
They call him Jaba-ja-abadad
Jaba-Ja-Abadad by sir walter riley August 11, 2010

jiba jaba 

what you shouldn't do in front of Mr. T, or he'll throw you helluva far, foo'!
Stop that jiba jaba, foo'(s)!
jiba jaba by Jiub May 24, 2003

jaba the slut 

an unsightly large slut who has fucked up make up and hot pink stilletos. (thats a given) originated from jaba the hut.
look at jaba the slut over there eating a hoagie while pole dancing.
jaba the slut by jane doe October 18, 2004
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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