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jaba the cunt
A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
jaba the cunt by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016
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Jaba the Slut
a fat girl in the club who will aggressively try to hook up with guys, and block them from hooking up with her cute friends when she gets rejected - a very jealous, dangerous creature that should be respected and never handled
Jaba the Slut by j-spot May 13, 2005
Jaba
It is a famous Kenyan slang(sheng) used to refer to khat.This is a drug that is consumed by chewing n storing the chewed leaves on one side of the mouth for they are not to be swalloed.The storage on one side is referred to as Taxin.Being in that state is known as Aluta
Twende West tuingie Jaba(Lets go to West and take khat)
Jamo amekula jaba pako taxin inakaa bag(jamo has taken khat until his mouth is full it looks like a bag)
Jamo amekula jaba pako taxin inakaa bag(jamo has taken khat until his mouth is full it looks like a bag)
Jaba by Reping sheng August 25, 2019
Jaba-Ja-Abadad
Jaba-Ja-Abadad by sir walter riley August 11, 2010
jaba the slut
an unsightly large slut who has fucked up make up and hot pink stilletos. (thats a given) originated from jaba the hut.
jaba the slut by jane doe October 18, 2004
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