by Spanks February 8, 2004
by the one and only Ja November 14, 2005
by Brittabutter August 8, 2007
by nic October 4, 2004
In my experience, JAS MUST stand for "Jupiter and Saturn", as this persons expanding waste-line can only be measured in this way. An irritating twat of a co-worker whos lazy antics are ignored as he is such a salad tosser. A pervert and a nonce who disgusts all around him with his suggestions of his thong wearing habits. Great fun to work with......
Secretary: "JAS has just come in"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
by Macster007 December 6, 2006
is fat and normally in love with (girls) with long black hair, middle eastern culture and and are currently engaged in a physical relationship. usually starting with the letter Y
by yourmum7776 August 28, 2019