"Prickless Looser"....As defined by a man who is normally a boss of some form. Lazy, self-infatuated, money moviated and lacking in any charisma in any way. Can also be known as a monkey beater. Takes many guises, but, in my experience, is a balding Dan Akroyd look-alike who, it is rumoured is also a twat goblin. Actively associates with both usm and AP
Paul: "Where has all this extra work come from?"
Karim: "The PL came in and chopped one off on you again!!"
Paul: "PL...What a wanker"
Karim: "The PL came in and chopped one off on you again!!"
Paul: "PL...What a wanker"
by Macster007 December 04, 2006
In my experience, JAS MUST stand for "Jupiter and Saturn", as this persons expanding waste-line can only be measured in this way. An irritating twat of a co-worker whos lazy antics are ignored as he is such a salad tosser. A pervert and a nonce who disgusts all around him with his suggestions of his thong wearing habits. Great fun to work with......
Secretary: "JAS has just come in"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
by Macster007 December 06, 2006
Standing for "Aggrivating Prick"...Normally any person who gets stupidly stressed at the smallest thing, usually resulting in such high stress levels, they revert to acts of a todler, flicking their lip and making gurgling sounds, before shouting strange and indecipherable phrases to themselves. Basically an annoying coworker
Man: "Boss, can I ask you what to do about this Philbie case"
Boss: "Philbie...I dont want to know about it....fucking 3rd hand clients'....*gurgle*gurgle*"
Man: "Ok...I'll speak to someone else about it"
Boss: "mmm...ha, ha, whats her name...philbie....mmmm"
Man: "Thanks AP"
Boss: "Philbie...I dont want to know about it....fucking 3rd hand clients'....*gurgle*gurgle*"
Man: "Ok...I'll speak to someone else about it"
Boss: "mmm...ha, ha, whats her name...philbie....mmmm"
Man: "Thanks AP"
by Macster007 November 30, 2006
Stands for "Unbelievably Slothful Man"...A general term given to a person, usually your bosses, who continually pass their own work-load onto others in their employ...Commonly believed that such a fucktard will leave work and go home to lazy land to become a Bag Whacker again...
USM: "eeermmm....Karim, can you just do this for me..."
Karim (Depressed Employee): "mmmm...yeah, when I have time"
USM: (Leaves room)
Karim: "Fucking USM"
Karim (Depressed Employee): "mmmm...yeah, when I have time"
USM: (Leaves room)
Karim: "Fucking USM"
by Macster007 November 30, 2006