Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

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you just fucked the puppy.

you destroyed something very important, or fucked something up very bad.

dude.... you just fucked the puppy.

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I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.

Sorry, I just fucked you up. I'll do better next time. I promise.

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noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.

"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."

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this can also be called sex hair.

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prarherererer!

... or in other words the state of being screweddddd!!!!!!1!!1!!1one!

elohel lawl

maggie: yer just plain fucked
ramsey: oh.

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The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

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