A totally new, hip way of saying video game. It means "game" in portuguese. This came from a Shitstorm episode of Two Best Friends Play of a game called "Pesadelo", a brazilian game with local language, because of that Matt and Pat started calling games "jogos".
"Hey bro, let's play some jogos!"
by lu-cazr December 21, 2013
Jogo is the definition of insanity!
This person would stay in the VC listening to a song on repeat for 29 hours for no reason!
Jogo is the type of person that would shave its legs with a box cutter just for fun.
Jogo is the one that made 9 alt accounts on discord for no damn reason.
#JOGO2024
This person would stay in the VC listening to a song on repeat for 29 hours for no reason!
Jogo is the type of person that would shave its legs with a box cutter just for fun.
Jogo is the one that made 9 alt accounts on discord for no damn reason.
#JOGO2024
by not jogo April 02, 2021
A Portuguese 14th century ritual used to apologies to a deceased person whom died from the participant themselve's own doings.
Unknown of origin, this ritual involves collecting 1 drop of blood each from 5 "pure souls" and spreading them on the participant's most valued physical object; and then writing "O Jogo Culpado"; which means "The blame game", 3 times on it.
Then you are able to write your apologie on the deceased person's most valued physical object.
All of this must be done under a full moon.
If you are forgiven, the guardian angel of the deceased person will visit you in a dream and give you either a blue or purple rose to signify you being forgiving.
If your apology is rejected, the angel will kill you in your sleep.
Unknown of origin, this ritual involves collecting 1 drop of blood each from 5 "pure souls" and spreading them on the participant's most valued physical object; and then writing "O Jogo Culpado"; which means "The blame game", 3 times on it.
Then you are able to write your apologie on the deceased person's most valued physical object.
All of this must be done under a full moon.
If you are forgiven, the guardian angel of the deceased person will visit you in a dream and give you either a blue or purple rose to signify you being forgiving.
If your apology is rejected, the angel will kill you in your sleep.
A doctor killed a man by giving him the incorrect drug. He has decided to try O Jogo Culpado to redeem himself.
by Mark Thornton March 03, 2018
The strongest Curse in the anime JJK, able to rival other anime characters such as Goku, Luffy and Ichigo. In other words: He is godlike.
Jogo: Nah, I'd win.
by NepgearAfficionado November 18, 2023
The sexiest man alive. Sporting one, large eye and a head similar to a volcano, he’ll be sure to have your gooch soaked. He’s very short and is often referred to as a “gooch governor”. He enjoys Epi-Guzzling and getting ovrums.
by TheRealGoochTickler September 19, 2024