Joe's

Short name/nickname used as a referral to Joe's Ice Cream that was founded in 1922 by Joe Cascarini an Italian man from the Abruzzi Mountains.

Joe's is a world famous brand that started business in Mumbles which is near Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom.

"Hey big boy, do you want to come down Joe's for some delicious Ice Creme?"

by TobyCarveryLover May 12, 2010

Joe's

A familiar form of address in the second person singular, indiciating familiarity, possession or ownership, in the absence of the person's name.
(Synonym of 'Your' or 'Yours')

"Where's Joe's copy of PCD?"
"That pizza is Joe's"
"I'll go over to Joe's then"

by HotSurferboi23 October 26, 2006

Joe's

A single crack rock

T: I got Joe's
Mike: I'll take 8 Joe's please

by Buddyscott501 December 15, 2018

Joe's law

A law which states that nothing in existence is a product of chance or possibility; everything happens for a reason, free will is considered as a illusion. Thus those in control have power over you by giving you the idea of choice. Joe's law can't be neither approved nor denied

Joseph Joe K. : None of you can prove me that everything that has, is or will happen isn't just a part of a preset simulation. Joe's law is undeniable!

by Sanron April 18, 2019

Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.

Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"

by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014

joe's jars

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity

Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*

by wet freak May 8, 2018

Joe's Greasy Fingers

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.

Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

by Joe's Greasy Fingers December 12, 2018