Joad

An acryonym for "jerk off all day"

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna go to the movies after school?

Guy 2: Nah sorry man, that's during my joad session.

by cyborg89 September 25, 2012

joad

The staring family from Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath".

“As far as ‘kin,’ we can’t do nothin’, not go to California or nothin’; but as far as ‘will,’ why, we’ll do what we will. An’ as far as ‘will’—it’s a long time our folks been here and east before, an’ I never heerd tell of no Joads or no Hazletts, neither, ever refusin’ food an’ shelter or a lift on the road to anybody that asked. They’s been mean Joads, but never that mean.”

by digdug2000 August 14, 2005

joad

the space betweent your ball sack and butthole.

man my joad itches

by bob October 2, 2003

joad

a jewish choad or someone who is being a jew

"doug, stop screaming about this Halo game. You're being a major joad!"

by mmanzi March 15, 2005

JOAD

jump on a dick

i'm gonna JOAD tonight

by miss fat booty April 27, 2010

joad

A short fat penis that is gross.

Damn!! Look at that mans joad ont.v.

by HEZZO SALUTE November 16, 2005

Joad

neurodivergent autist with family problems

joad has been such a joad recently.

by slopjiggler5 December 21, 2023