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To jiz on a purple nurple.
I gave Carolyn a jirple last night.
jirple by Da-bood July 26, 2009
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Dry chicken shared by many, by the Pavilion in Brighton. Jirpy chicken does not have to be dry anymore, it can be any sort and range of moisture levels.
*when sharing some jirpy at a bus stop* 'LEAVE JIRPY ALONE!'
Jirpy by JIRPFACE December 2, 2010
The overwhelming yet calming love one has for another. This love is literally the strongest force of energy. It is overpowered by obsession, desire, care, nurture, danger, madness, insanity, trust and many other romantic features. This feeling is the most deep one can feel in their life and it is the rarest emotion you can get. It is almost impossible to receive this kind of a strong feeling and in the history of the universe only one couple has achieved this. This love is not for the weak as it can drive one absolutely insane due to the depth and genuinity of love. It is both a thunderstorm in the heart but also a sunny morning. It is the strongest of feeling and it cannot be defined properly due to its immense rush of feelings.
"Those two love eachother so dearly, you can almost say they're jirpith."
jirpith by Chippu May 28, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026