JIDE

A person who is always single and can’t get a significant other.

It’s been years since I had a relationship, I feel like a Jide now.

by Czar666 November 15, 2018

JIDE

An extremely large man, and not in muscles mainly flubber, blubber and flab, also commonly known as old lady wings, also in a way quite the charmer, not for ladies, men. Men with massive buldges, gargantuan buldges, the kind of buldges that can knock out a short lady. But In the long run jj is an ass hat.

JIDE AH AH

by A beautiful man June 05, 2018

Jide

Jide is an awesome guy,who likes to stay away from trouble,he's also friendly,smart and extremely great.

Random person:I like Jide's personality, what do you think?
Other person: Yea,you're right.

by shelovesjheezzy March 15, 2017

Jide

Someone who is just the best at what they are doing. Just an absolute god.

Oh my, Mike is such a Jide.

Pete just ran a 100m in 11 seconds, what a Jide.

Mack is so smart he deadass got an A without revision that's some Jide plays.

by Black man in the dark September 10, 2019

jide

to Jide;
Verb.
Jide, Jiding, Jided.

To unintentionally insult someone.

Harry jided Hannah.

by Harry. May 03, 2004

jide

excessive skin that flaps over the head of the male sex organ

Johnny's penis looks like a little kid's arm that has an extra large sweater on. Jide

by Johnny Jide December 07, 2009

jide

creep; sketchy-ass dude; someone who gives you the creeps

"Girl, this kid Chris is a total jide!!"
"I can tell, he's been jiding you all night.."

by hot pot February 14, 2015