A largish piece of fecal matter that forces its way out of a populist politician's ass when he/she talks too muchbullshit.
"We got a serious jytky win this year" said Timo Soini, the head of Finland's populist True Finns party.
"Yeah, I get those always after burritos and that Taco Bell shit" answered a local man.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"