jessica simpson 

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

jessica simpson by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jessica simpson 

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

jessica simpson by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

Jessica Simpson 

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

Jessica Simpson by Luka June 21, 2004

Jessica Simpson 

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

Jessica Simpson by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

jessica simpson 

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

jessica simpson by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

Jessica Simpson 

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

Jessica Simpson by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

jessica simpson 

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.

Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?

jessica simpson by Angelacia May 14, 2007