The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.
John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017
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Jesus the Freshmaker
Bowling with Jesus
Chees 'n' Jesus
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Jesus Not Coming Back Press Conference
by the revolution May 5, 2004
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Get the Jesus it’s early mug.when someone is doing something so shameful/extra that you need Jesus to fix it for you because it has become too much. or when something foul has happened and only Jesus can help. made famous by Phaedra Parks from the real housewives of Atlanta.
teacher: "I'm assigning you an essay and a project due the day you come back from winter break"
me: "fix it Jesus
or
person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!
me: "fix it Jesus
or
person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!
by poopemoji January 13, 2016
Get the fix it jesus mug.Phrase said after something truly remarkable is stated; generally for adding extra emphasis on how amazing something is.
Ronnie: How did you do at the track meet?
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!
by IIIEvans July 13, 2010
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by hanrose December 26, 2007
Get the jesus did it mug.information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.
I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
by Doolbox March 13, 2008
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