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Jessica’s 

Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)
“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”
Jessica’s by Michelleica_0811 November 23, 2021
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jessica's mountain 

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.
jessica's mountain by jotagion June 15, 2008

Jessica's Mom

Jimmy: What does 2+2 equal?
Yesenia: Jessica's Mom.
Jessica's Mom by yeseniababe November 19, 2009

Jessica's rice 

A dish consisting of rice and butter. The type of rice and/or butter does not matter. However the word can be used as a verb when used in the context of a destitute meal partacked to when no other was available.
That ramen last week was Jessica's rice.
Jessica's rice by Mr. Burrito Pants February 20, 2022

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.
Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.
Jessica's Ladder by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

Jessica's Plant 

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
Jessica's Plant by Bex Belling June 11, 2024

Jessica's Plant 

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
Jessica's Plant by Bex Belling June 11, 2024