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jbird
1. A person with a disturbing instinctive to follow you in public places, e.g shopping centres, churches, changing rooms.
2. An incurable infectious disease of the STI family.
3. Your mum :)
2. An incurable infectious disease of the STI family.
3. Your mum :)
Jbird
Jbird by Scratchappy April 8, 2021
JBird
A "jbird" refers to an immature, petty individual, often male, who harbors a strong desire for revenge or vendetta. This person's behavior is characterized by manipulation, dishonesty, theft, and cheating, all driven by their small-minded and vindictive nature. Additionally, the term can imply that the individual has not yet developed the emotional maturity associated with adulthood, reflecting a lack of growth beyond the behaviors typically seen during puberty.
It's frustrating to see how Justin F has turned into a real "jbird" lately. Ever since the disagreement with his coworker, he's been on a mission to manipulate situations, spread lies, and even steal credit for others' work, all while holding onto a petty vendetta. It's like he's stuck in an immature mindset and hasn't grown beyond his adolescent tendencies.
jabird
jabird by mrmanbearpig December 8, 2010
Jairdan
Jairdan is the sweetest guy you will have ever met. He may be misunderstood sometimes but he’s loyal to all. He can be a bit of a crackhead, and in a relationship a bit clingy, but once u capture his heart it’s gonna take a whole lot to break it. He’s both athletically, mentally, and musically talented- but if u hand him a pencil the best he’s got is a stick figure. And ofc he’s drop dead handsome, but his best quality is that he doesn’t care what others think about him. His future looks bright. He’s going to be that one kid u wish u friended in high school because he later became a millionaire. We love jairdan…he should never be forgotten!
High school crush; Hey is that jairdan on tv?!
Rando: yep- didn’t u hear? He won the prize for best smile!
High school crush; Ugh why did I never go on that date with him.
Rando: yep- didn’t u hear? He won the prize for best smile!
High school crush; Ugh why did I never go on that date with him.
Jairdan by #yourmom#alwaysright February 27, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.