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J.R. Wild 

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

“Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild
J.R. Wild by anonymous December 21, 2023
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J.R. Wild 

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

“Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild
J.R. Wild by anonymous December 21, 2023

J.R. Wild 

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

“Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild
J.R. Wild by anonymous December 21, 2023

J.R. Wild 

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

“Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild
J.R. Wild by anonymous December 21, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026