Italian Coochie Seasoning Share definition Flag It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles. I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill. Italian Coochie Seasoning by Tony the pedo uncle December 8, 2019 Get the Italian Coochie Seasoning mug.