Italians have never invented a single thing. We take the rest of the world's shit and make it better. The Chinese invented rice noodles, I talians made real pasta. As far as girls go you will never find any brunettes hotter. 2nd hottest babes in the universe after Swedish girls. Cars include Ferrari and Lamborghini. Ferraris are the fastest cars that are street legal not to mention they're awesome looking. Lambo's are the hottest looking cars. They are the best sports cars out there for two reasons:
1. They are designed by Italy and
2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).
Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.
Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
1. They are designed by Italy and
2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).
Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.
Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
Look at that flaming hot Italian chick on the hood of that Lamborghini.
Yeah, France can suck it.
NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
Yeah, France can suck it.
NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
by AWESOMEITALIAN1245 November 6, 2009
by AlCaloneIsMyDad August 7, 2018
Worst people on earth. Can't play footie without diving and crying to the referee. Their food is strickly based on garlic and tomatoes. Their women look nice when they're young but they have to shave everyday as they are very hairy and they get very fat when they get old, because of their oily food. Always talk with their hands when they don't raise it making the fascist salute.
Look!! This is George Michael! He looks so Italian!
Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!
Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!
by bootboy69 June 18, 2008
by dove36 January 3, 2015
by Blu_leef August 28, 2020
Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.
My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.
by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019
eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
by DuaneChapman May 3, 2011