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Issaquah High School 

Is home of the Issaquah Eagles and has grades 9-12 pass through it. IHS had it's 100th birthday in 2005 and it is locate in historic Issauah, Washington 17 miles east of Seattle. Ihs also has the best varsity athletics (2005 Sports Illustrated) and always has phenomenal students. in the 2008-09 school year IHS will move from 3A to a larger 4A thanks to it's huge student population.

The Current Principal is the amazing Paula Phelps who will help lead the organiled chaos as IHS will soon be under going a huge re-model/ re-build starting the summer of 2008, hopefully making way for the bigger and more ennergy efficient building which will still allow students to enjoy the wonderful scenery and enjoy the back drop of Tiger Mountain.

Mottos:

Our walls might fall, but let our pride stand tall

Pride and Tradition

And who could forget... -Indians Forever-
Issaquah High School is in my mind the best school in the Issaquah School District.

Kim: Hey where is the girl's soccer game tonight?

Mark: It is at IHS... I can wait until Kate makes fool's of Skyline's team as she leads the girls to state for the fourth straight year.
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Issaquah High School 

The teachers are nice but the children are either tolerable or normies

Issaquah highschool 

Basically the worst school ever, all the students are snobby douche bags who all share a single brain cell and suckle their parents tits still. A few of the teachers are fine but the administration is fucking awfull.
Person 1: let me guess, you go to Issaquah highschool?
Person 2: ignores you with his neck craned at a 90° downward staring at his snapchat showing his "girlfriend" getting fucked by some black guy with the message; "she's busy bro".

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016