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Issaquah High School 

Is home of the Issaquah Eagles and has grades 9-12 pass through it. IHS had it's 100th birthday in 2005 and it is locate in historic Issauah, Washington 17 miles east of Seattle. Ihs also has the best varsity athletics (2005 Sports Illustrated) and always has phenomenal students. in the 2008-09 school year IHS will move from 3A to a larger 4A thanks to it's huge student population.

The Current Principal is the amazing Paula Phelps who will help lead the organiled chaos as IHS will soon be under going a huge re-model/ re-build starting the summer of 2008, hopefully making way for the bigger and more ennergy efficient building which will still allow students to enjoy the wonderful scenery and enjoy the back drop of Tiger Mountain.

Mottos:

Our walls might fall, but let our pride stand tall

Pride and Tradition

And who could forget... -Indians Forever-
Issaquah High School is in my mind the best school in the Issaquah School District.

Kim: Hey where is the girl's soccer game tonight?

Mark: It is at IHS... I can wait until Kate makes fool's of Skyline's team as she leads the girls to state for the fourth straight year.
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Issaquah High School 

The teachers are nice but the children are either tolerable or normies
Wow Issaquah High School is great

Issaquah highschool 

Basically the worst school ever, all the students are snobby douche bags who all share a single brain cell and suckle their parents tits still. A few of the teachers are fine but the administration is fucking awfull.
Person 1: let me guess, you go to Issaquah highschool?
Person 2: ignores you with his neck craned at a 90° downward staring at his snapchat showing his "girlfriend" getting fucked by some black guy with the message; "she's busy bro".

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026