A small town that used to be surrounded by pristine country. Now thanks to asshole developers and californicators, it’s nothing but urban sprawl, gridlock, and overpriced smoothies.
Man, this place is turning into an Issaquah.
by Jacobiteagrarian October 23, 2018
A terrible place filled with snobby rich kids whose parents work at places like Microsoft and who think they're better than everyone else. It's pretty, sure, but it's really not worth dealing with the people who live there. Plus everything is really overpriced. I lived there for five years and only a handful of people were worth being friends with. The rest were assholes.
Bob: Hi! I'm new to Issaquah, what's this place like?
Issaquah resident: (stares blankly ahead and slowly raises both hands into the air, flipping the newcomer off)
Issaquah resident: (stares blankly ahead and slowly raises both hands into the air, flipping the newcomer off)
by Ex-Issaquah Resident October 19, 2013
Kids only go to school, to see friends, and hang out. and to chill after school and smoke some pot. or take some e. no real hardcore drugs. maybe some coke. kids think they are bad ass. but really they're not. nothing to do here, but skate, go to the library, smoke and hang out on the trail or at the skatepark. oh and you can walk around all day. you will make and lose friends here. lots of fake people, but not as much as sammamish not an ideal place to live
by blahblahblah65 February 2, 2009
Issaquah is a suburb 15 miles east of Seattle on Interstate 90. The City government sucks, internal politics actually force all beneficial projects from progressing.
by Former D.R.E. September 8, 2003
A place real all the real mother fuckaz go to school. We all peace out at lunch and hit up some tight place for some good food (like bucks) then pimp it back to school for a few mins...then there's a bomb threat and we get to go home early. Love this shitty town!
by Ghetto Nizzzik April 26, 2005
An area in Issaquah, Washington that is "above everything." People around here generally are rich, arrogant snobs whose kids don't care about anything except for friends and drugs. Although there are the snobby bad people, there are nice, clean people whose kids do well in school and are nice and clean like them.
The Issaquah Highlands? Pssshh, there is no way in hell that I'll let my kids become arrogant jerks.
by Canada ftw May 17, 2016
by Issaquah12 October 27, 2018