Issaquah 

A small town that used to be surrounded by pristine country. Now thanks to asshole developers and californicators, it’s nothing but urban sprawl, gridlock, and overpriced smoothies.

Man, this place is turning into an Issaquah.

Issaquah by Jacobiteagrarian October 22, 2018

Issaquah 

A terrible place filled with snobby rich kids whose parents work at places like Microsoft and who think they're better than everyone else. It's pretty, sure, but it's really not worth dealing with the people who live there. Plus everything is really overpriced. I lived there for five years and only a handful of people were worth being friends with. The rest were assholes.

Bob: Hi! I'm new to Issaquah, what's this place like?
Issaquah resident: (stares blankly ahead and slowly raises both hands into the air, flipping the newcomer off)

Issaquah by Ex-Issaquah Resident October 18, 2013

Issaquah 

Kids only go to school, to see friends, and hang out. and to chill after school and smoke some pot. or take some e. no real hardcore drugs. maybe some coke. kids think they are bad ass. but really they're not. nothing to do here, but skate, go to the library, smoke and hang out on the trail or at the skatepark. oh and you can walk around all day. you will make and lose friends here. lots of fake people, but not as much as sammamish not an ideal place to live

Dude, let's go to issaquah and meet everyone at the trail and smoke some pot.

Issaquah by blahblahblah65 February 2, 2009

issaquah 

Issaquah is a suburb 15 miles east of Seattle on Interstate 90. The City government sucks, internal politics actually force all beneficial projects from progressing.

issaquah by Former D.R.E. September 7, 2003

issaquah 

A place real all the real mother fuckaz go to school. We all peace out at lunch and hit up some tight place for some good food (like bucks) then pimp it back to school for a few mins...then there's a bomb threat and we get to go home early. Love this shitty town!

"Yo issaquah is great...oh wait....its actually lame. Except for costco...except for costco...

issaquah by Ghetto Nizzzik April 25, 2005

Issaquah 

Seattle suburb located 17 miles east of Seattle. Decent place filled with kids who think they are rich, whose parents are most likely working at companies like Amazon, Boeing, Microsoft etc. I bet most kids would rather live in Renton. Housing is decent for this price, but it still feels like it’s overpriced. There is group of good people and then rest are just not worth your time, also if you moved from other city you’re most likely about to lose your old friends. People in other cities are asking you to spell out Issaquah because it’s just too confusing.

Most likely Seattle resident: So where do you live at?
Issaquah resident: … Issaquah
Most likely Seattle resident: ehh
Issaquah resident: Whatever

Issaquah by quietone206 August 25, 2018

Issaquah middle school 

It’s a pretty gay school and it sucks make sure u got that Brewster quality work

I go to Issaquah middle school!

Oh you must be gay!

Issaquah middle school by Issaquah12 October 26, 2018