Islas

It means having a thick behind

Or being inarguably sexy

That girl only gets attention because she is islas

by Doctor lexicon November 21, 2021

ISLAS SYNDROME

Unusual social disorder that plagues mostly damaged, homosexual males. In it, the affected individual falls madly in-love with his victim on the first date; spending much of the night looking starry-eyed into his face like a wounded puppy. Sappy texts follow the date such as "You're amazing" and "I had the best night ever!". The affected individual is clear in his intention that he's completely "ready" for a relationship and not a game player like the others. He begins using futuristic descriptors such as "when you're my boyfriend" and "when you start staying the night" and corny phraseology such as "I need to see you again for my own selfish purposes". This type of unusual activity lasts anywhere from 24 to 72 hours but usually not more then three days. During this period one or two additional dates may follow but interest for the victim wanes dramatically. The drop-off usually occurs when his victim displays such unsavory traits such as an unfiled fingernail or an eyebrow hair that has gone awry. Perhaps the victim makes mention that he refrains from eating steak or the horrifying revelation that he is simply a regular, nice guy and not some mythical "night in shining armor" figure the affected individual has fabricated in his own mind. Ultimately, the victim is simply blown-off by the affected individual within the three-day period never to be heard from again. Some victims (who buy into this behavior in any degree) are left with a sense of confusion, hurt, and anger.

"Hey Jack, how are things going with that guy you're dating"?

-"Oh man, the guy was a total freak. I really thought he was into me with all those lovey-dovey texts but he just blew me off after our second date. I have no idea what happened...he just did this 180 on me for no reason at all.

"Dang..I'm really sorry Jack. Sounds like a textbook case of that gay social disorder I read about. Islas Syndrome, right?"

by OCFREAKALERT May 26, 2013

Islas Malvinas

A small set of islands in the South Atlantic Ocean that are actually called the Falkland Islands and have been a British Overseas Territory since 1765.

Islas Malvinas? No such thing!

by TotalDramaNoah June 20, 2022

Islamic Satanism

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.

Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.

by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

islamaware

A state of informed awareness of the true nature of Islam - a religion not of peace, but control and subjugation of any who disagree with its views. "Islamaware" is the perfect response to accusations of islamophobia, a made-up term often used by those who a enjoy a very broad set of civil rights, all of which are denied under Islam.

Trevor accused Fred of being islamophobic when he protested against the implementation of sharia law in the West. Fred responded, "No - I'm islamaware, I know that Islam is sexist, patriarchal, and anti-civil rights. It is not a religion of peace and there is no freedom under Islam, just look anywhere it is practiced for evidence."

by Charles MartelX May 29, 2017

Islamorealism

\ is-ˈläm ōˈrē-ə-ˌli-zəm \ (noun)

The belief that Islam should be subject to the same standard of scholarly and rational critique as every other religion.

- "Sam Harris says the Holy Quran was written by a man - that's Islamophobia."
- "Nope - that's Islamorealism."

by Green Gordon June 15, 2020

ILASWPARSGFMTP

ILASWPARSGFMTP is an abbreviation for:
I Let A Sketchy Website Pick A Random Steam Game For Me To Play"

Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome back to ILASWPARSGFMTP

by Aryan_Hardone November 15, 2021