Island Independents
The Island Independents are a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.
They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.
Known locally as 'the Island crows', 'the crows', 'they crows' or just 'crows'
They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.
Known locally as 'the Island crows', 'the crows', 'they crows' or just 'crows'
Example of usage
Island resident:
Those darn Island Independents oi cant believe any bugger voted for em, they're worse than the last lot
Island resident's cousin:
Oi cant vote for no bugger cause oi cant read nor write
Island resident:
You don't need no read 'n writin cousin jus draws yerself an X
Island resident's cousin:
Well I wont be drawing no bloody X for they maggotty crows my lover.
Island resident:
Those darn Island Independents oi cant believe any bugger voted for em, they're worse than the last lot
Island resident's cousin:
Oi cant vote for no bugger cause oi cant read nor write
Island resident:
You don't need no read 'n writin cousin jus draws yerself an X
Island resident's cousin:
Well I wont be drawing no bloody X for they maggotty crows my lover.
Island Independents by Shrauver October 21, 2013
