Island Independents

The Island Independents are a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.

Known locally as 'the Island crows', 'the crows', 'they crows' or just 'crows'

Example of usage

Island resident:
Those darn Island Independents oi cant believe any bugger voted for em, they're worse than the last lot

Island resident's cousin:
Oi cant vote for no bugger cause oi cant read nor write

Island resident:
You don't need no read 'n writin cousin jus draws yerself an X

Island resident's cousin:
Well I wont be drawing no bloody X for they maggotty crows my lover.

Island Independents by Shrauver October 21, 2013

The Island Independents 

The Island Independents are a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.

Known locally as 'the Island crows', 'the crows', 'they crows' or just 'crows'

Island resident's cousins: Oi see they crows has been buckin agin, one near lost a weave oi urd.

Island resident: Nowt new for The Island Independents

The Island Independents by Shrauver October 21, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012