God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 11, 2021

Finger of god

When orgasm is achieved by simply touching the clit.

Me: Bro, I achieved 'Finger of God" last night. Instant orgasm!

by aidsmonkey696969 March 6, 2018

God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it

god slam it

by xvottic April 6, 2023

Hot God Chick

a holy roller preacher chick on tv who is hot.

"Dude, she's a hot God chick"

by Hot God Chick April 29, 2021

Drowned Gods

the name literally nobody fucking uses for deepwoken

"hey wanna hop on drowned gods" "no nigga who the fuck calls it drowned gods"

by Nexuss 80085 March 22, 2022

Sugar Of The Gods

cocaine

"dawg i snorted so much sugar of the gods im straight trippin yo"

by DawgOnSauceDude September 25, 2023

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021