God count 

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

God count by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

God's body count by john stromboli January 10, 2021

on god no crosses count 

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

on god no crosses count by Bailedx March 21, 2024

I swear to god no crosses count 

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

I swear to god no crosses count by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

God's Country 

Land so far out in the middle of nowhere that even the most basic artifacts of civilization are hard to come by.

Driver: "Ugh, that sign says 'Last Fuel for 250 miles', guess we better fill up!"
Passenger: "Yeah, welcome to God's Country"

God's Country by res3066 October 20, 2008

God's Country 

noun 1. Used to denote one U.S. State's superiority over the rest.

Wisconsin is God's Country--what other State has cheese curds and Brett Favre?

God's Country by Luckster December 29, 2007

God's Country 

Definitely not South Carolina. Definitely Georgia.

Friend 1: " Yeah, I was born in God's Country."
Friend 2; " I thought you were born in South Carolina."

God's Country by therealpinheadlarry June 11, 2018