ironballs is when you can open a pop can with your dick
me:hey could you open this with your dick
other person:hell ya ill just use my ironballs
me:hey could you open this with your dick
other person:hell ya ill just use my ironballs
by jarrettchuck4 March 2, 2014
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A person with a circumference, or someone with the same consistancy as Ron Jeremy. many forms of the word Ronballs may be used in many different circumstances for instance, in an easier way of stating certain places, things, events or names, variations of ronballs may be used, such as "DunKREN DoHENS" or "seven-elevHEN". so "DA for why tins no more are there store in." the name derives from a mythological creature deriving in the North New Jersey area, it was said that on a certain date of 4/19 Pops Raped Ron, so from there on out it has been known customary in the area for his name to be remembered by posting a simple "Pops Raped Ron 4/19" in any area that may be seen by others and cherished among all Homosapiens.
Pops Raped Ron
"Mommy why can't ronballs take a shower?"
"Because honey, Pops will rape him"
"hey man, why did the radio turn up"
"I guess the ghost that raped ron got to it"
"Mommy why can't ronballs take a shower?"
"Because honey, Pops will rape him"
"hey man, why did the radio turn up"
"I guess the ghost that raped ron got to it"
by OL-10 December 20, 2009
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by Janefkndoe January 5, 2023
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noun/adjective: someone whose self is forged in tension—iron of resistance, blush of feeling; a nonbinary lover of masculinity who refuses to fracture into binaries
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“Too soft for steel, too sharp for roses.”
noun/adjective: someone whose self is forged in tension—iron of resistance, blush of feeling; a nonbinary lover of masculinity who refuses to fracture into binaries
🩸 Tagline:
“Too soft for steel, too sharp for roses.”
Ironblush is not a contradiction but a welded truth. A body that resists softness only because softness has been used against it. A soul that clings to masculinity not to be masculine, but because it smells like safety, like smoke, like a promise not to be made into girl again. They love in structure and instinct—love in edges, love in armor, love in the heat beneath both.
by EzraDean July 18, 2025
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