Iron-y

1. The greatest band ever, formed back in the 1500's to woo fair maidens, reincarnated within the souls of teenagers to again woo fair maidens and pillage and drink Malta until we puke (which doesn't take much). They play alternative/hard rock, and write incredible songs.

Did you guys hear Iron-y play on the 18th?

Yeah, I heard they were so good the crowd split up and carried them all the way home when they were finished playing, while having money and jewelry stuffed into their pockets.

by CosmosisJones September 7, 2011

Iron Yetti

One who loves to fuck an ass, can be male or female. Doesn’t matter whose ass, you can be black, white, brown or blue.... any ass will do

IY: Hey man, is it ok if I penetrate your ass?
Other guy: No man. I’m not a faggot and your being an iron Yetti right meow.

by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019

Iron your face

The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.

Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"

Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."

Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"

by Richard.C March 11, 2005

Iron Yeti

Iron Yeti is an Iron Horse but with the enhancement of snow. see iron horse sex acts

Iron yeti is an enhanchment of the popular sex act Iron Horse. To exacute a Iron Yeti you MUST exercise extreme caution, first the female lies down in preferably snow but any cold surface will have the desired effect. Female must be sexually aroused. The male then takes aim at the ladies genitalia and tosses a few snowballs. Once the female is cold the male runs at the female dives into the air and shouts out IRON YETI. To exacute the Iron Yeti the male must penetrate the females vagina Once penetration has been achieved the sharp coldness off the snow and warmth of the females vagina will enhance sexual satisfaction massively for both parties. EXTREME CAUTION ADVISED

by RPM (rutting park massive) September 27, 2010

yellow iron

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.

We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.

by Claymax2 July 27, 2017

Twitch Irony

When you're watching a streamer play a game and they are either lost, or making a mistake, but the audience is aware of that mistake, usually saying things like "They Don't Know" or "They Lack the Critical Information" or "Wait for it." Very similar to Dramatic Irony, but in a live setting.

He doesn't know... LUL Twitch Irony.

by heyZeusHeresToast April 29, 2021

irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.

"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."

by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014